Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars.

Actually born Peter Gene Hernandez on October 8, 1985.

Has www.BrunoMars.com - Twitter is @brunomars - +Bruno Mars 

But none of that is important to me. What *is* important to me is that this man cna SING. Holy Jeebus can he belt it out!

Doo-Wops & Hooligans is my favorite album of his to date, though I like what I have heard of this new one.

I mean, this song – it’s so good! And it’s even more heartbreaking if a woman does it. You should Youtube that for sure. Anyway, there are so many reasons to like Bruno Mars.

I mean, that voice is gold, yes, but…his live videos make me want to go to one of his concerts SO BAD. He plays around with the audiences and just generally has fun. That’s what I like in a performer!

Though I will say I liked his old hair better than his new hair.

Oh! There was that one “Marry You” video – 

And then Glee redid it

Also, I named my guitar after him

But let me tell you a thing, Bruno Mars. I will tell you that although you are like 9 years younger than me, I still find you very attractive. I love that you employ your best friend to DANCE ON STAGE with you and help you cut up. I love that you make amazing videos. I love that you make fun of yourself. I love that you had your band wear monkey masks. I love that you and your whole band know how to keep in perfect step with one another that I have been brought to tears more than once. I love that you have done remixes of your songs on awards shows and made them seem like whole other songs. I love how you have done tributes with other people’s songs and OWNED THEM. In short, Bruno, YOU’RE B’DASS.

So, there you have it. Bruno Mars, you have been told a thing.